Enter the Realm

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  Enter the Realm -- Inventory -- Spells -- Uber Pwnt Life Force: Nil HP/None Magic: FAIL'D EXP/None


You're a pirate, you know that.

> ayup.

Fine. You jump into the air, charging up all of your energy. With one mighty "YARRRRRRRRRRRRRR," you cause a giant explosion, and all of the peoples in the stadium collapse in a fiery, watery or acidic catacylysm, and your opponent is wide-eyed in fear as your ultra eye beams tear right through him, and you take out the Chainsaw of Balance and unleash the devil from hell and god from heaven, and they enjoy an epic battle of good and evil while explosions and ninja stars and swords fly everyone.

And then you land.



YOU FAIL.