Enter the Realm

Enter the Realm -- Inventory -- Spells -- AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!	Life Force: -	Magic: -
You leap through the fire, slowing time as you do so, dodging the guards, and doing super-cool moves with your swords. There are two problems here. Problem one is that you're right near a group of psychic ducks and second is that the fire is STILL there. In short, your body begins to boil and cool all at the same time, being tearded by the frabics of reality itself, your mind being slaved on by pure mental psynergy, in addition to your body being licked in slow, horrid motion by flames. Good job! Tired of dying? Need some time off? Just spray Die-Away, and become invincible to arbitrary deaths! Lasts up to five hours. May cause itches, chafing, sores, and death. ** Waterloo! Couldn't escape if you wanted to! ** Fission mailed. Player? Player, respond! PLAYER?! PLAYYYYER! ............