Enter the Realm

Enter the Realm -- Inventory -- Spells -- Complex Death	Life Force: -	Magic: -
You fight the duck guard. Your sword strikes do nothing against the duck guard's mind shields. Brought to your knees by the psionic flames they create, you surrender and offer the duck a sandwich. "Fine," It replies, "But no onions, or I'll kill you! Ducks hate onions!" You create and finish the sandwich. After the duck's consumption of it, it now appears to be a very bloated and satiated duck. You smile at your handiwork, knowing there was alcohol in it. "Buddy," The duck puts its wing around you, "I wanna be just like you in every way!" He promptly bloats you to a size proportionate to his own gain; however, this results in your bursting at the narrow castle walls. You are now wallpaper.