Enter the Realm

Enter the Realm -- Inventory -- Spells -- Fail	Life Force: -	Magic: -
Kay. Next time you cream your pants, you get hit with lightning. By the way, it turns out the shaman was a girl. A very hot girl. > I'm a girl. Erm, well... Sigh. Okay, the effect is different for girls... > How so? Well, you see, it just causes-- A TREE FALLS ON YOU! ** IT'S UNDER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND! ** Would you like to live again, or sod off? Life for the win! Sod off, kthxbai.