IllogiGames:The Rain of Dead Cats/caphqbasedown

You climb down through a hole in the floor, and find yourself in a narrow east-west corridor with slimy stone walls and a slippery floor. (I'm not sure why you can see any of this; I don't know where the light's coming from.)

There is a shallow puddle a few feet to the east.

What would you like to do?

• Call Tom Mayfair on the bananaphone
• Go east
• Examine the capitalist HQ map