IllogiGames:The Rain of Dead Cats/caphqhall

As you leave the lobby by the hallway, a klaxon starts to sound. You hear someone shout "Unauthorized personnel in the building!" and a hidden panel opens, revealing a guard with a blunderbuss. He's pointing it at you and pulling the trigger.

There are several dead cats here, lying about the floor.

What do you do next?

• Die
• Throw a cat at the guard
• Eat carrot (as you may remember, you still have that carrot)