IllogiGames:The Rain of Dead Cats/hqbasesteallaundry

As you touch the laundry, a toxic reek rises from it and burns your nose. Much worse, though, you hear an alarm go off -- the Capitalists do not want anyone going through their dirty laundry, it seems!

Hidden panels in the walls snap open, and dozens of guards aim their M-16 assault rifles at you.

• Yell "Don't shoot, I mean no harm!"
• Jump into the laundry
• Read Atlas Shrugged