IllogiMusic:Sheilas Wheels

Fellas, aren't you glad you're not a woman

You're not a sheila

You're a peter or a clive because there's lack of special awareness makes them really fucking careless

You should never ever let a woman drive

When a girl is sitting at the wheel

You're gonna hear the crunch of steel

There's a very real danger that you'll crash into a stranger

If you wanna leave the car alive

Never let a woman drive

If a bird is in reverse

You're gonna end up in a hurst

You're in massive fucking peril

If your driver's name is Sherol

If you wanna leave the car alive

Never let a woman drive

Thank you. Thank you very much, Uh-Huh.

--Toby D – Email Me 19:07, 4 Arche 2008 (UTC)

--(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident of Uncyclopedia Delty (talk) 18:56, 7 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)