Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity's Babble Page

Sophia's Talkpage The great place to babble about! :)

Welcome to ?pedia! Hope you enjoy your stay. Please leave your nouns in the locker room (behind the the door marked "LOLCHEESE") So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx": Our beginner's guide is here If you want more info on ?pedia, 'tis right here, and in case you've come from Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia or some other "humour" wiki, we also recommend that you understand how ?pedia is different from other wikis A less sensible explanation of our beloved 'pedia is here Our general disclaimer is not here, but here --> LOOKIE Don't be afraid to visit us on IRC DISCORD The rules, such as "ROFL KILL THE BABIESN'T PLZN'T (notn't)" are here. People breaking the rules will have a koala thrown at them, and may also possibly receive a Chinese burn. So, that's all for now... Please be nice, make great articles and help contribute to our community in any way possible: e.g. template making, voting for articles or users, et cetera. ~ The Illogicopedia Welcoming Committee “NO ACTUALLY, YOU'RE TERRIBLE AND WE HOPE YOU DIE.” ~ The Illogicopedia Community on welcoming new members

We hope you enjoy your stay! --Argo (talk) 03:54, 15 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

What's your name? I bet it's Robert--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 15:03, 16 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

Sophia. Not Robert. --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia III of UncycLand (babble)

I wanna check out this Fruitland place. I don't do all that much baking with fruit, though if I become provoked I may accidentally bake five trillion snickerdoodles. ~ Good tidings! ~ 08:26, 17 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

Lol. --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia III of UncycLand (babble)

Bacon Levels

Excuse me ma'am or madam, we received notice that your bacon levels are unusually high. We suggest you take out your finest cashmere socks and tie them to some fishing line, hang them out of your window and scream, "Satan, let me soak your fingers in peppermint oil!" That should solve your issue. Thank you for your time.

-Rafford Gregory McDondelev --|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 18:57, 26 Novelniver 2014 (UTC)

Oh. Well, My bacon levels are OVAH 9000 percent. :) --(BKYE) Lord Sophia of Fruitland (babble)

I mean ok. --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia III of UncycLand (babble)

Fruit demons

Meet me in the ally, where the demons live. I'll show you how to induce dogs to fart. 18:17, 24 Jeremy 2015 (UTC)

Ok. --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia IV of Fruitland (babble)

IOTM

Congratulations on winning Illogicopedian Of The Month for January. You are now a phantom with spooky rollback powers. —Marzipan (talk) 09:43, 1 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

Thanks! :) --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia III of UncycLand (babble)

Indeed, congrats. You may live to regret it. 23:37, 3 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

Hii

I'm pret-ty sure I joined the wiki on the same day as you did. Hmm? XY007 message 00:34, 18 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

Yeah. We were friends BTW. --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia III of UncycLand (babble) 20:20, 18 Fabrleum 2015 (UTC)

Tell me the story of how you and I were joined the wiki. --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia III of UncycLand (babble) 20:21, 18 Fabrleum 2015 (UTC)

Mih? XY007 message 02:50, 18 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

IOTM nominated for February... XY007 message 02:51, 18 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

I... I joined the wiki through a link someone dropped on TV Tropes. Much better than Uncyclopedia I say! XY007 message 03:15, 18 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

How do you pronounce YVR?

I asked Gruntled this question too. XY007 message 03:07, 18 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

Frrr frrr frrr frrr!!!

WHY-EEE-FV-ERRR. --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia III of UncycLand (babble)

For now I'll just pronounce it as an initialism. XY007 message 03:15, 18 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

iWon

GIVE ME THE BKYE TITLE AND A TEMPLATE, PLZ? --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia III of UncycLand (babble)

What? I'm sorry I can't help you. XY007 message 03:14, 18 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

I hope Gruntled will do it. That will be cool! --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia III of UncycLand (babble)

I like cake

I'd much rather say something more profound, but... XY007 message 07:02, 18 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

In that case, maybe this will interest you. —Marzipan (talk) 07:25, 18 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

Oh thanks Marzipan! XY007 message 09:18, 18 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

RE your requests for various ?pedia rewards

I think you shouldn't be asking (not to backseat mod or anything) but rather, they will give stuff to you if you show you're a good contributor. Fine? XY007 ^{talk to me} 22:06, 19 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

Yes. --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia III of UncycLand (babble)

Such as the cake.

Cheese is no service for the men who take all their time in the illogic parts of the net. XY007 ^{T C} 22:18, 22 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

Topical nonsense

Is that an oxymoron? XY008 (talk) 23:13, 2 Arche 2015 (UTC)

yes. --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia III of UncycLand (babble)

Nonsense can never be topical, I mean - it's nonsense! XY007 ^{T C} 02:41, 7 Arche 2015 (UTC)

Hello...

Considering you are worshiped on Uncyclopedia, me'h! XY007 ^{T C} 03:16, 18 Arche 2015 (UTC)

Lol --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia III of UncycLand (babble)

Hi, are you still here?

Maybe join our little game,
you don't have to do. --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia III of UncycLand (babble) 22:37, 31 Arche 2015 (UTC)

my Brian hurts (he's my servant, not my vital organ)

No, you haven't noticed me being a skulking troll on this hospice. I'm new here, and things are going to change for the worse whilst I introduce new content that will make me a meme for the ages. Btw pls vote 4 me 4 IOTM cuz theres brly 4 votes 4 me and i want at least 1 mor vote to have that... fruity atrocity on my userpage that i can thrust at others the way you do with yoirs. IOTM. iN CASE i fergawt, my name... is PEWWWWWDIEPIE! jkjkjkj It's Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive. U can also call me Gozimnot. Merry Election Day!

HellolleH. --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia III of UncycLand (babble)

Can you assist this article in crossing the street please? I believe it broke its back upon taking its first 3 steps. ---> Wedding Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (talk) 02:33, 21 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Still heer? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 02:34, 25 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Announcement

Well, You know what they say: I'm leaving Illogicopedia. Because why? It's true. I'm joined uncyclopedia. I'll see you later in 2020. Suckas! --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia III of UncycLand (babble)

You will be missed, that's for sure. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 23:44, 29 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Which user account is it? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 23:39, 2 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

Now you're blocked. Sonk. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 22:49, 14 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

Just kidding! --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia III of UncycLand (babble)

Yeah, write some more articles. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 22:48, 16 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

What do you like about Uncyclopedia? This? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 10:57, 22 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

No. Been banned from uncyclopedia. --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia III of UncycLand (babble)

I'm still on uncyclopedia. SONK. --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia III of UncycLand (babble)

Are you still here? The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 04:02, 10 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

There's no reason you can't be a user on both sites, Sophia. If you've been mislead, tell me the name of the miscreant and I shall dispatch her or him with great haste, perhaps. Not that I will, dispatch dispatch... like, no murder or maiming involved, to be sure. It's entirely within your control. (kaizum me) 12:46, 10 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

I'm still going strong. --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia III of UncycLand (babble)

Absolute nonsense

K'miir viiw ueyfnkurn rhjekr thetrjt eutrh roppwpw euyriwo wufhd. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 23:09, 6 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

I'm sorry, Can you translate and/or repeat that thing? It hurts my brain. --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia III of UncycLand (babble)

What? The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 22:13, 8 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

This: K'miir viiw ueyfnkurn rhjekr thetrjt eutrh roppwpw euyriwo wufhd. --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia III of UncycLand (babble)

That's the translation. What? is the translation. You see? The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 21:57, 18 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

lol --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia III of UncycLand (babble)

to XY

I'm vice president of the ism party! --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia III of UncycLand (babble)

Cheese. Also, nay. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 22:57, 22 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

Hey

I wanna get rid of the (contents [show]) thing but i don't know. HELP ME PLEASE! --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident of Uncyclopedia Delty (babble)

Dune Done. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 23:29, 29 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

NO! HOW DO I GET RID OF THE (contents [show]) THING! --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident of Uncyclopedia Delty (babble)

What? I don't know. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 23:49, 29 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

XY007, TELL ME HOW TO GET RID OF THE (contents [show]) THING! --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident of Uncyclopedia Delty (babble)

Userspace

That's just bad. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 21:59, 3 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)

Yeah. --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident of Uncyclopedia Delty (babble)

My patience is now starting to falter.

In other words, please stop editing my userpage and persisting to add Awesomedecks to the D.A.R.K. Protocol list of operatives. It's now getting a bit obnoxious, and I left my userpgae the way it is for a reason. Thank you. 01:03, 9 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)

Please stop editing other people's userpages and making minor edits to other people's talkpages. You can use the talkpages for talking, but otherwise, leave them alone. Seriously. Enough. -— Athyria 20:00, 14 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)

Sorry. My guilty pleasure. --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident of Uncyclopedia Delty (babble)

Something

“Avoid snapping your fingers.”

~ Spike

For Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive and Athyria

And now, an apology. I'm sorry. But...

Please don't block me. --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident of Uncyclopedia Delty (babble)

Why, how old are you?

Wondering, because you may be eligible for discounts at certain outlets, and a target of enormous, hirsute, fanged cacti. Also, have you checked your spiritual shakashuri plenitude levels? These are critical to good behavior and increased quality of Illogicopedia contributions. I could educate you on the way of the futile endeavor, but I suspect you wouldn't fall for it. No, I recommend advanced mayonnaise therapy. (kaizum me) 21:41, 16 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)

Yes. (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident of Uncyclopedia Delty (babble)

Something

HAPPY NEW YEAR! --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident of Uncyclopedia Delty (talk) 01:28, 5 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)

Right, that. So, I told you I'm 57. How old are you? I find that more often now, I ask a younger person a question, and they ignore me. Is this a new thing? My older son does that to me. I will text him, get no response, or he will say that x will happen at y time, then never show up. He's very successful, so it's not that he's a complete idiot. I don't get it. And while you're at it... GET OFF MY LAWN! (kaizum me) 12:55, 5 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)

I'm 11. Almost 12. The youngest. --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident of Uncyclopedia Delty (talk) 18:18, 5 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)

You're definitely too young for the cactus noodle soup, but anyone here can partake of GET OFF MY LAWN! Sorry, I get that way sometimes, when my nerves get jangled. My poor dog has had bad itchies, so I'm on edge. (kaizum me) 13:17, 6 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)

Oh. --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident of Uncyclopedia Delty (talk) 16:20, 6 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)

Fair. Please enjoy the salty taste of a tape measure. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 21:38, 6 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)

What's a delty, and can I get one for a 2004 Cadillac Escalade?

So, on your user page, you say that you are "Sophia, The Resident of Uncyclopedia Delty", and I wondered, what is a delty? Are you referring to the deltoid muscle? Are your deltoids so sweetly developed that you like bragging about them? Or are your deltoids so hideously deformed that you look as though you were created by Cthulhu itself?

Perhaps I am on the wrong track altogether. Perhaps you refer to the older name for the deltoid, deltoideus. The etymology of both words contain delta, denoting the shape of the muscle as triangular like the Greek letter delta. Deus, of course, is Latin for god. Are you oursome sort of triangular god? Or, because everybody has two deltoids, are you two gods, somehow related to triangles?

And what do you mean by resident? Do you actually reside here, with your god powers, as some kind of energetic being, infiltrating every corner of Illogicopedia? And please tell me this has something to do with bats? I love bats, and would like them to inhabit every aspect of my life. If there are bats, I would be so happy.

Or, maybe, you misspelled deity? That would be disappointing. A god who makes spelling mistakes. (kaizum me) 14:28, 13 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)

First, It's my mistake and second, yes. I do get you one for a 2004 Cadillac Escalade. But first, Let me fix this... --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident of Uncyclopedia Delty (talk) 19:54, 13 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)

Ok. I did and/or corrected it! Here's your 2004 Cadillac Escalade: This will belong to the second Cadillac Ranch located in Michigan. :) Enjoy it. --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 15:42, 14 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)

Thanks so much! I wasn't asking for a vehicle because I have one, but now two Escalades in the driveway will draw my neighbors' ire. It's not a mistake, but a rung on the ladder. Treasure mistakes, for that's what helps us learn most. Maybe. What do I know? Cheers! (kaizum me) 22:28, 14 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)

You're welcome! --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 23:39, 14 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)

10,000 articles

EVERYONE! I got some good news! I'll pick a volunteer to do 10 more articles! I'll pick Gruntled first... --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 23:39, 14 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)

Whoa whoa whoa!

I really do not believe that you are 11-going-on-12 years old. 02:59, 24 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)

Yep. That's true! That's on July 10! --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 21:51, 24 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)

Hi

I hereby declare myself re-elected as a user for my 2nd term! --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 22:46, 3 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

Just kidding. I hereby declare myself re-elected as a president of the Ism Party for my 2nd term! --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 01:35, 11 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

Uh, no. The Ism Party no longer has a president, mainly because that's illogical, but also because there's no-one left to elect. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 23:23, 28 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

Well, I'm still vice president and self-proclaimed minister of Tube Socks, Waffles and AOL. --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 00:49, 29 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

Late night drama with Pashindrana pt. 1

Okay, so I left Illogicopedia save for occasional lurking to disassociate from all the twelvie business. Didn't really expect the DARK category to show up on my page without any prior notice, especially considering now that template I left hanging up at the door says I'm semi-retired. Just to let you know, I don't want to have anything to do with that party/business/organisation/edge/whatever (also I never should have made that Ami Army page since it was never meant to be anything serious and people were just gonna be super-literal all over it). Thanks~ ~ Good tidings! ~ 09:47, 1 Arche 2016 (UTC)

You're welcome. --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 17:44, 1 Arche 2016 (UTC)

Late night drama with Pashindrana pt. 2

We need part 2! --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 19:46, 14 Arche 2016 (UTC)

Big Brrother 2016

Let's do it! --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 20:10, 16 Arche 2016 (UTC)

Is this some kind of joke? Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 22:00, 16 Arche 2016 (UTC)

No. It's a sequel to Big Brrother 2015. --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 00:53, 17 Arche 2016 (UTC)

I'm back.

) --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 20:24, 21 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)

Years old

You have 12 years old? Illogico! _Illogically? 21:16, 24 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Going on 13. --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 04:44, 25 Aym 2017 (UTC)

You are children, okay... Illogico! _Illogically? 04:51, 25 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Are you enjoying running the Illogicopendian of the Month with me? Illogico! _Illogically? 04:53, 25 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Yep. :) --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 04:54, 25 Aym 2017 (UTC)

That's totally how it went down between Trump and Hillary. Cg098 (talk) 00:04, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Does that mean that I am 'the silent majority' who stands with NOBODY? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 00:14, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

I'm not sure what makes that group silent or a majority. If you're talking about IOTM, I kinda understand the majority part, although you posted that before I voted for None. Cg098 (talk) 00:55, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Mink. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:02, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

What good, honestly, Wikia wasted you just because you're a minor, do you like cars, houses, or music? Illogico! _Illogically? 05:07, 25 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Sounds illegal. Cg098 (talk) 00:04, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Not to Wikia. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 00:14, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

I like cars that are made from houses, wrapped in a layer of transparent, gelatinous music. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 05:11, 25 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Oh XY, I was talking to her. I like rock, electronic music and sometimes pop. I like BMW's, they make delicious marshmallows! And also Jaguar, Chevrolet, Lexus and GMC... Illogico! _Illogically? 05:16, 25 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Music: Anything which you can spam the lyrics of (or the instrumental). Cars: Anything which actually works. Houses: Uh, well, a two-storey house? I don't know. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 05:21, 25 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Sophia, do you want something? Illogico! _Illogically? 05:26, 25 Aym 2017 (UTC)

I want two things; a sushi platter with tacofish restaurant on it and an appointment to be the Supreme Leader of the Opposition of Off-Tropic. --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 05:47, 25 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Sushi? Also, the leader thing is done, because I can only be leader of the Ism Party. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 00:14, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Why? --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 00:15, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Because we need somebody else. Otherwise I have too much power. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 00:16, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

How about, Illogico? --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 01:04, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

He isn't a party member. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:06, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Awesomedecks? --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 01:07, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Awesomedecks is a party leader. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:09, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Gruntled? --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 01:10, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Let's just make you the opposition leader, right? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:15, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Yeah! --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 03:03, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

What you do is perfect. I like you Illogico! _Illogically? 02:32, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Message1

You're a good publisher, Illogicobot likes you! Illogicobot (talk) 02:53, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Illogicobot, are you really a bot? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:57, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

당신이 모르는 경우 북한의 가루 비누를 알아, 당신은 알고 있어야합니다! 순식간에 얼룩 제거제 King Jong-un (talk) 03:06, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

If you do not know North Korea's powder soap, you should know! Quickly remove stains --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 03:37, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Powder soap? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:46, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

The students of the Pyongyang Arts School created this soap powder, and we are raising funds for a nuclear weapon project King Jong-un (talk) 04:23, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Nobody will buy it. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 04:33, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

215 people have already bought King Jong-un (talk) 04:45, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

are you a joke king jong un --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 20:45, 27 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Illogicopedia isn't on the list of North Korean websites, so you can do the math and the physics and the mathematics. Cg098 (talk) 00:24, 28 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Only thing is: presumably the internet is blocked just for the citizens. Since Kim is the country's leader, these restrictions probably don't apply. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:30, 28 Aym 2017 (UTC)

I think King Jong-un was run by another person outside of North Korea. --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 19:52, 19 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

Ya dingus?

I noticed "For your health" in one of your articles. Are you a fan of Dr Brule and [Adult Swim]? (kaizum me) 18:36, 28 Aym 2017 (UTC)

I kinda like Dr. Brule for unknown reasons. --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 01:45, 30 Aym 2017 (UTC)

URGENT

Welp, I can't use the block page. Can someone make me Sysadmin or something like Sysadmin?

Sophia,

Look at the name of the forum.I won, btw. DANClek aleck (BLAHLeav me aloen) 23:50, 27 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

Actually, you lost. --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 00:43, 29 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

No, I 1. DANClek aleck (BLAHLeav me aloen) 01:41, 29 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

We tied, actually. ;) --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 04:30, 30 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

Why?

You seem to be systematically eviscerating articles you wrote a few years ago, with particular attention to Illoginews. Have I misread the logs? Or is my sense of humor or illogic or something failing me? The reasons for the changes are not just jumping off the screen and dancing around the room while singing the Star Spangled Banner backwards. Snarglefoop (talk) 21:47, 23 Arply 2018 (UTC)

Discord invite

Illogicopedia

You're welcome. Please try to breathe new life into the chat. And if there's a user named "I cat tall the dark," feel free to berate him for his vandalism. 23:50, 30 Aym 2018 (UTC)

aight --Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 16:25, 31 Aym 2018 (UTC)

please

make me the ultimate radmin of the illogicopedia discord server. --Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 21:45, 31 Aym 2018 (UTC)

Illogipost

Your paperboy delivered a new issue. ProDuct0339Talk ● Project
Contrib...wait, wrong sign! 10:08, 23 Yoon 2018 (UTC)

Illogicopedian of the Month: May

The month of May must of been good for your nonsensical writing skills, because you are now the Illogicopedian of the Month for the month of May. —Marzipan (talk) 02:17, 5 Serpeniver 2019 (UTC)

Does this mean I get another golden banana trophy? --Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity AMB (talk) 06:03, 9 Jeremy 2020 (UTC)

Vandalism

C'mon, lighten up and have some fun. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 02:31, 10 Novelniver 2019 (UTC)

Yo

Still wanna be an Illogiblog writer? Sorry this has taken me ages. Email me your email address and I'll add you. :) -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 22:33, 18 Farbleum 2020 (UTC)

But doesn't it count as spam? --Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (on Illogicopedia) AMB (talk) 17:26, 18 Octodest 2020 (UTC)

Unban from Uncyclopedia?

Hi Sophia,

I was wondering, if you are still banned on Uncyclopedia, would you like to have an official pardon granted? Just asking, since Uncyclopedia is trying to eschew permanent blocks for non-vandals nowadays. Cassie (talk) 01:35, 14 Aym 2021 (UTC)

You know what? I would like to have a pardon granted. However, I will no longer be posting stuff on Uncyclopedia (out of unintentional shame) until further notice. --Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (on Illogicopedia) AMB (talk) 05:33, 25 Yoon 2021 (UTC)

Alright. What was your username prior to being huffed? I can unhuff you that way. And I understand! Don't worry about it. Cassie (talk) 09:37, 25 Yoon 2021 (UTC)

I have several Uncyclopedia accounts. Would you mind unhuffing "Strangehal"? That username was taken from Uncyclopedia's article about Weird Al. --Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (on Illogicopedia) AMB (talk) 03:06, 26 Yoon 2021 (UTC)

Unhuffing now. I'm also known as User:Cassie over there, so feel free to message me there! Cassie (talk) 15:48, 28 Yoon 2021 (UTC)

But to note: because of how strictly "DO NOT UNBLOCK" was splattered onto your account, there might be a delay until I unhuff you since I have to consult with existing admins. I think 6 years is a long enough period of time to change, hence why I'm open to unblocks myself. Cassie (talk) 15:53, 28 Yoon 2021 (UTC)

I think you should blank "Strangehal"'s user page, and unhuff that. --Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (on Illogicopedia) AMB (talk) 04:54, 29 Yoon 2021 (UTC)

Not Female

I saw that you blanked Template:Not Female and moved it into User:Noton. Please refrain from doing things like this in the future, as that template was used on other pages, and because moving pages makes it more of a hassle to get them back to their intended state. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 14:59, 29 Yoon 2021 (UTC)

Hey

I'm thinking about actually leaving this satirical wiki, out of shame and embarrassment. --Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (on Illogicopedia) AMB (talk) 21:30, 4 Ergust 2021 (UTC)

On your recent apology

Thank you for confessing your guilt. Do I have your permission to block your account? (I learned this method of discipline from the leftists :)) CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 15:03, 23 Octodest 2021 (UTC)

I'm still sorry for blanking a couple of my ?pedia pages. I promise I'll never blank pages again, as long as you DON'T block me. That IllogiNews article was based on a satirical IllogiBlog entry made on April 1st, 2016. And by the way, I'm actually a progressive and a moderate centrist. --Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (on Illogicopedia) AMB (talk) 10:09, 24 Octodest 2021 (UTC)

Did you want that page to be deleted? We could probably delete it as author request. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 15:43, 24 Octodest 2021 (UTC)

I think so. I'm also sorry for stealing an IllogiBlog entry and turning it into an IllogiNews article. --Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (on Illogicopedia) AMB (talk) 20:52, 24 Octodest 2021 (UTC)

Ok, just let me know what you decide. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 01:02, 25 Octodest 2021 (UTC)

ips

j has hyjacked ips to get them banned please help