IllogiNews:?pedia has stake in baby crushing competition

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Won't you please come out and support our top hat banana?

Illogicopedia's own Magnetic Chicken will represent us in the first annual world-class Baby Crushing competition on Setemper 9J at the Lowell Memorial Auditorium. Doors open at 8:00pm. Canopies will be served and unfolded, in that order. Join the ?pedia team in our cheering section in the men's loo, basement front. The Reverend will bring some quality kif. You are encouraged to consume as many energy drinks as you can before showing up.