IllogiNews:Bananas found to be deadly
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ILLOGICOPEDIA BANANA RESEARCH FACILITY, SOUTH AMERICAN RAINFORESTS, 7 AYM 2015:
In the super secret banana research facility, Nerd42 with the help of Fluffy Waffles and Iamawesome discovered bananas to be extremely deadly. They proved it through a series of tests. The first one consisted of a banana peel unsuspiciously laying on the floor and waiting for someone to slip on it.
Nerd42 did exactly that and Iamawesome had to use a medkit from (in what games do they have medkits again? TF2. Oh thx.) Team Fortress 2 to revive him. This was the first proof of bananas being deadly. The second one came when Iamawesome sat under a monkey tree and a monkey hit him with a banana in the face.
Then Fluffy Waffles helped him out. That was definitely the 2nd proof (or was it? I don't remember, it happened a week ago) of bananas being deadly. Then on a lunch break when Fluffy Waffles ate a banana he started choking on it. Nerd42 then punched he in the back so the chocking would go away but it want away by itself 29 minutes, 59 seconds and 998 milliseconds. That was the 3rd one.
And 3 tests is always enough to prove something, therefore bananas are now banned FOREVER!!!! Goodbye Illogicopedia logo...