IllogiNews:Blacula kills Donald Trump, homicide found to be justified

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Children eating paste are the number one cause of vampire infestations, according to this educational pamphlet.

Friday August 19, 2011

PASTY FACED, New Jersey -- Eating paste among kindergarten children is on the rise, according to a recent poll by Vampires For Healthy Livestock. Despite the fact that no sane vampire would consider consuming The Donald's blood, soul or anything else, famed 1970's icon Blacula murdered him today with no provocation whatsoever. "He just looked at me, with that face, you know?" said the African-American creature of the night. Yes, indeed we know, sir. Thank you for a job well done.