IllogiNews:Despairing women recycled into a cat
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A despairing women has reincarnated herself into a cat by throwing herself in a recycling bin. The lady has been named locally as Layla Lancashire. The reincarnated woman was interviewed by Roger Twynham.
- Roger: What sort of problems were you running into in your life?
- Layla: *purrs*
- Roger: Why did you throw yourself into a recycling bin?
- Layla: MEOW!!! *scratches Roger*.
- Roger: Don't do that, I'm a well-admired news reporter. by myself :)