IllogiNews talk:Despairing women recycled into a cat

You know, this doesn't seem like such a bad idea... *eyes a nearby rubbish bin speculatively* *eyes Island Monkey* Hmm... wait, no, that wouldn't work. ~ 18:55, 2 Octodest 2011

*picks up the phone, calls 999 and says someone was planning to murder me* Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:33, 2 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

Was! You have no proof, man. ~ 20:57, 2 Octodest 2011