IllogiNews:Elon Musk announces Karen Battle Royale

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December 3

Elon Musk, president of the Pastafarians, has announced a new plan to make fuel for the new Tesla Cybertruck: he plans to send in 100 Karens.
Musk was quoted as saying, "By sending in 100 Karens, the energy produced from asking to see the managers will power the cybertruck.

The cybertrucks awesome level was over 69.420 percent higher than on the weekend so he crafted a diamond pickaxe and mined the sun but then he changed his gender to a martian and watched south park on wendsday whjle smoking bannana peels and screaming turkey fried salad while dancing on the moon while Eloon Muskkks default dances on that red planet while dabing on the blue planet and drinking sprite cranberry while jerking off on uranus. uhh daddy ohh! fuck me harder!! cum nugget as;dkhfaksdnicknaoikhwoifekjnacsjk

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