IllogiNews:Epic Games Headquarters Vanishes, 12 Killed by "Beef Boss"
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Epic Headquarters[edit | edit source]
Epic Headquarters was rifted away suddenly at 2:00 AM leaving behind a replica of the "Durrr Burger," a fictional fast food mascot. A character wearing his likeness and color scheme was spotted running around murdering 12 people before contained with concrete, and calling himself "beef boss."
Additionally, a timer counting down to 2021 appeared above the site, it is indestructible for unknown reasons.
Mojang refused to comment.
Reactions[edit | edit source]
DanTDM is reported to be "giving his strongest wishes" to the families murdered by beef boss.