IllogiNews:Fortnite Is Going To Be Real

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Fortnite is going to become real in 2021.

The Purchasing[edit | edit source]

Since Fortnite was purchased by Minecraft, Epic Games Headquarters began to glow with Zero Point energy, thus confirming there is a wormhole between us and Fortnite. Donald Mustard is reported to have walked through the rift to the Fortnite world. A noise from the rift was heard saying "I will return in 2021, Fortnite will be saved!"

Minecraft's only response to this was: Sorry, the enderman at our headquarters screwed something up! When in reality, endermen have nothing to do with this.

Reactions[edit | edit source]

Dan TDM was reported to have said that he was "heartbroken" with the announced return of Fortnite.