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DELTARUNE today?!?! The Black Magician Meows: Exclusive Interview Wikinews shut down Earth to be demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass Jonald Truden Gets Yet Another Article, Pleads IllogiNews To Stop Jonald Truden Is Visiting Brussels 3 days of Uncyclopedia servers outage seriously take our forked servers Jonald Truden Versus Donald Trump: Who Has The Better Fursuit? Jonald Truden Seizes Nation, Realizes He Got Wrong One California Girl Dressed as Shindigs Burns Down Microsoft Google sued more money than exsits Ukraine's Criminal Incursion into North Korea Man Forgets How To Breathe, Goes "Up There" AI researchers warn against catastrophic clicks A panicked Xanderhal scrambles to buy tanks upon tanks of grade-A copium after this week’s presidential debate! Woman in jail because of owning a computer that is currently running Windows 7 Woman Missing Since She Got Lost Apple Inc. has to clarify that they did not invent apples Recent graduates are nothing to sniff at EXCLUSIVE: Doomsday Clock set to -100 seconds to midnight Eric Cartman: "Mom, I want a Twinkie" We are not far from 12k farticles Uncyclopedia Dramatica Becomes REAL My friend is getting Doom Eternal for Christmas Jonald Truden Breaks Down During a Meeting Use Windows 8.1, then you may be at risk. DON'T USE IT! Windows 8.1 will be unsupported in less than 2 months We are growing a list of Wikimedia sites Jonald Truden Commits Treason With His Bare Hands Google is brought to you today by the letter Ñ Horoscopes for April, 2021 It's swimming Jonald Truden dematerializes and instead replaced with variant by the name of John E. John E. Affirmative papa jr. Leprechaun Dies of Covid-19 Tips for dating an Aries woman found in local trash can, but it was clickbait Raisin Bran Wikipedia declared SUS!!!! Jonald Truden materializes and becomes a reality bender, US capitol Washington DC becomes hot spot for anomalies CAPITOL CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Christmas Officially Renamed "Krimga" Army of 13 foot tall marmosets continue rampage Goats Plague Earth, Humanity Crumbles Christmas to Happen in November, Walmart Claims. *REAL* KANYE WEST WINS ELECTION BY LANDSLIDE Canadian DJ deadmau5 transforms into 3.75 inches tall Funko Pop, world now in fear Epic Games Headquarters Vanishes, 12 Killed by "Beef Boss" Minecraft 2 slated for release in 2021 Fortnite Is Going To Be Real Minecraft buys Fortnite!! Illogicopedia server no longer in Plato's cave

IllogiNews Headlines Archive

2019: Jeremy
2018: Yoon
2017: Farbleum – Yoon
2016: Arply
2015: Arche – Arply
2014: Jeremy – Farbleum – Arche – Arply – Jumbly –Serpeniver
2013: Arche – Arply – Jumbly
2012: Jumbly – Serpeniver – Octodest – Novelniver – Ditzimber
2011: Jeremy – Farbleum – Arche – Arply – Aym – Yoon – Jumbly – Ergust –Serpeniver – Octodest – Novelniver – Ditzimber
2010: Jeremy – Farbleum – Arche – Arply – Aym – Yoon – Jumbly – Ergust – Serpeniver – Octodest – Novelniver – Ditzimber
2009: Jeremy – Farbleum – Arche – Arply – Aym – Yoon – Jumbly – Ergust – Serpeniver – Octodest – Novelniver – Ditzimber
2008: Jeremy – Farbleum – Arche – Arply – Aym – Yoon – Jumbly – Ergust – Serpeniver – Octodest – Novelniver – Ditzimber
2007: Arche – Arply – Aym – Yoon – Jumbly – Ergust – Serpeniver – Octodest – Novelniver – Ditzimber