IllogiNews:Is Illogicopedia Dying?

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Illogicopedia has been seeing a decline in (pseudo-)content recently. But one has to wonder: is Illogicopedia done for, or will its internal hamster wheels succumb to Lord Cthulhu?

When Illogicopedia began, its goal was to be the internet's primary source for illogic and nonsense. However, fewer and fewer assholes are visiting it each day, leaving many within its bowels concerned for the site's future.

"Illogicopedia has been invaded by the great big yaks! Run for your sanity," said Hindleyite, Alpha Werewolf of the cheese factory.

So, will the free encyclopedia fall into t̷̜͖̯̤͇̅̎͘͝͝h̵̹̪͔͕̠͗͒́̍͐e̶̬̗̦̗͙͂̉́̒͝ ̶͈͙̹̜̱̓̈́̋̔̚v̸̛̝͈̤̣̟̄̾̑̚o̴̧̯̫͙͍͊͂̃̏͠i̶̛̻̬͔̦͓͒̄̈́̅d̸̟̯͉͕͍̓̆́̍͆, or will a miracle befall this beloved smorgasbord of inactive users? Stay tuned to never find out.