IllogiNews:Leprechaun Dies of Covid-19

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Earlier this morning a supernatural manifestation of Covid-19 wrecked havoc on a member of the Leprechaun species. This unique Covid-19 strain is capable of infecting any creature on planet earth at any time, and anywhere, hence it is supernatural. We interviewed one Leprechaun, and here's what he had to say:

“ dont kill me cofif niteen! ”

His plead for mercy at the hands of this virus serves as a reminder that even leprechauns fear what this virus is, and that alone will put them in quarantine.