IllogiNews:Man bites dog

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LONDON, England Just recently, in a corner of a quiet suburb of north London, shortly after 3:24 pm local time a man bit a dog.

This was a sudden event as neither party had expected this, not least the man; 48-year-old Imter Moredon, who was taking his five-year-old black dog Sam on a walk. Imter suddenly got very annoyed that Sam was stalling while near the corner shop, so Imter bit Sam. It later turned out that Sam's distraction was derived from the promise of dog biscuits in the local shop.

Sam is not currently injured badly, and is to be taken for more walks on the advice of their local vet. As for Imter, he's fine, and completely oblivious to the new media coverage. As he puts it, "I'm not one for reading the daily news". Imter will celebrate his 49th birthday on Feb. 27.