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Now, stop being a jerk and get me a beer!

The upcoming presidential debate in the United States is drawing copious interest from the other frogs on the kitchen counter this morning. Sally fourth or fifth in line will be selected for culling and have her DNA slammed into an asteroid in the heavens, just to see what happens. That's just how we roll.

This is nonsense, hard core and no holds barred. Not for the faint of mind, the less nimble of allocution, those relegated to the pits of Hell known as New Brunswick and Albania. Now, stop scratching that. You're making it worse.