Clad in tights, a manzier made from watercress, a chimney sweep's broom, seven papier mache udders on his left buttock, waving a broad sword and screaming something barely comprehensible concerning contraceptives and techniques of wielding a battle ax, Montesque Prattleguinea-Odour soon made himself at once the most feared and least assassinated Member of Parliament for his brief career in government, ages 16 through 18. His curriculum vitae, an enormous tome weighing in at two stone, three ounces, was filled so completely by both his propensity to grandiose wordiness and his changing careers every 7 months, on average.
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