IllogiNews:The Weed Desk

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Welcome to the Weed Desk. I am the Gruntled Reverend Zim_ulator, her to gale and regale you with. Selfie deaths? I coundn't possibly get that high. Oh! I just thought of something!

Shit... dog's scratching distracted me. I forget.

Oh, something else. FOX runs a cartoon block, ADHD (Animation Domination Hight Def) with tons of weed humor. OG Sherlock Kush, the bong-honking detective? The same network gives us Bill O'Reilly, conservative pundit with enough command of predicate logic to bamboozle frightened white people. So, it is about the money.

Now, on to bigotry. In these times, anybody can be stereotyped and offended, and so am I. Folks smoke weed for many reasons, and so, you don't ike it? Who cares? I don't like your <insert moronic philosophy>, but I don't prattle about it. I'm happy that you're happy. So, shut up.