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MARS, Zexoplyhitis
This article was once though to be decent, good and well written. It was once thought that it would be popular and well known. But no longer. New research by Doctor Il. Ogicopedia shows startling results. Ogicopedia is a talented Illogicopedia scientist and, using the Pear Reveiw, set about to find this article's funniness and goodliness. The results were startling (as I just said then).
Dr Ogicopedia found out this IllogiNews article actually sucks. Badly. But I guess you already knew that. It was rated a measly 500 000 stars. Sorry, forgot to add the 'minus' at the start. -500 000. Pretty measly, if you ask me.
And yet, this article still stands. Why? It is a smart article. Already the Illogicopedia 'Police' (as that group of shameless idiots call themselves) have been outwitted several times trying to huff it. Every time they try to tag it for deletion, it deletes the tag and runs off very quickly. Faster than me, even. But the Illogicopedia 'Police' will catch it soon. very soon. Actually they're probably reaching for the delete button right now. So I guess it's goodbye now.
Uh... goodbye.