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Welcome to IllogiVersity; the University of Illogicopedia where you can learn tomorrow's nonsense ... yesterday! Please feel free to tour our spacious campus where you will have to walk 192 miles in those little five minute breaks between classes we give you in order to not fail. Please enjoy waiting in line for days on end in our Financial Aid Office of DooM where you will be killed and sold into undead slavery of student loans. A scholarship was available one time, but we lost it along with our minds. Our knowledgeable staff of Mad Scientists will profeessorize you into not merely wearing a graducate cap, but actually having a square head!! What remarkable bone structure you will have after you graduate from four and three fifths years at the University of Illogicopedia!!
UOI, where Edumacation is the Nonsenstination!
ZOMG ur goning get SOOOO SMARZ HERE
ARE YOU FEELZ MSMARTER ALREADY?!
WE ARE SERIOUS HERE. OK?
SO TAKE US SERIOUS EPICALLY. NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NAO NAO NAO NAO NAO NAO NAO.
WE ARE GOING TO CURE DISEASE AND CANCER AND MENTAL ILLNESS. WE ARE GOING TO FEED EVERYONE. EVEN POOR CHILRDEN THAT CAPITALISTS COUDL CARE LESS ABOUT !@!! (THAT IS NOT TRUE AT ALL, CAPITALISTSS CARE VERY MUCH ABOUT POOR CHILDREN, BUT THEY ARE BUSY DOING OTHER STUFF LIKE MAKING MONEY)
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SOOOOOOOOOOOO
POLICIES!?!!?! YES. POLICIES WE NEED LOTS OF SERIOUS POLICIES FOR THIS EDUMICATEDVERSITY.COM
POLICIES[edit | edit source]
FROM HERE HENSE FORCTH ONLY WRITE IN CASPS AND NO TOUCHING DLEETLEDELETE KEY AT ALL.
U GOTTA DUE MATH GOOD AND SPELL GOOD FOR CHTO FEED POOR CHILDREN IN AFRICA
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phew[edit | edit source]
phew taht was a close one. i just ran aroudn the world twice. and then i jumped tininto the mariana trench aholding my breath and i caught a sting ray that i caam going to take to my super secret lbablab in mt. everest.