Student loans
“All my student loan money went to ITT Technical Institute. Had I gone to real school, I'd have taken physics, and learned to stay away from black holes”
“I learned to put memory chips into computers, and all it cost me was my first born and my dignity”
“Mum sold off a slice of her liver and a kidney. Only 4 more years to go!”
Student loans are responsible for 67% of clinical depression in the United States, 44% of bad English teeth, 77% of your mom and Quagmire from Family Guy. Signed in blood, and generally cosigned by Satan, these legal contracts bind many Western people into low-boil slavery to the banking industry, and are guaranteed by the farming industry of Nebraska. Terms are, a little money now for a lot of blood six months after you graduate, or if you drop out, due immediately.