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Wait, this isn't my house (continued)[edit | edit source]
Announcer Guy: This is Wheel of Forrrrtune!!!!
Let's meet our contestants.
From Lakeland Florida, Deborah Miller. Deborah is a housewife with three kids.
From Rochester New York, Mike Eaton. Mike is a roaming philanthropist whose goal is to raise awareness of spontaneous combustion.
From Kalamazoo Michigan, John Smith. John is a... what does he do? He's a professional ferret wrester? Am I reading this right? I am? Okay... He's a professional ferret wrester!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now your host, Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaat Sajak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The first puzzle came on the board where Deborah and Mike promptly narrowed it down.
BIG JUICY _ITS
John said, "I'd like to solve the puzzle. Big juicy tits!"
*buzzer sound*
"To you, Deborah."
"I'd like to solve; Big juicy zits"
The next puzzle was again almost solved by Mike and Deborah. It came John's turn.
_AY A_S _ICKS
"I'd like to solve; Gay ass dicks"
*buzzer sound*
"To Deborah"
"I'd like to solve; Day Ads Picks."
"And Deborah wins her second straight puzzzle. And John is kicked off for foul language."