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The Story Of the Ice-Cream man from Milan[edit | edit source]
There once was an Ice-Cream man. Every day he would go down to the same old park, selling the same old flake 99, and cornettos. But one day all that changed.
Marvin (The Ice-Cream man) got up to the sound of his alarm beeping-*beep beep beep* he hit it. *beep beep beep* he hit a little harder. *beep beep beep* he shot it with his revolver. *beep beep beep*. The last set of beeps was the final straw for marvin, who took a sledge hammer out of his dressing-gown pocket and repeatedly smashed his alarm clock, which turned into a bannana before exploding. He had a feeling this day would be different, especially when his cheerios transformed into mangos as he poured them into his bowl. Marvin shook his head, which dislodged a small white rat which had been sleeping in his ear, and ate his strangely flavoured cereal. After dressing in his Ice-Cream man outfit, he got into the batmobile his ice-cream van, and headed to the park.