Illogic Book/Page 35
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He found that his list of flavors had changed dramatically. For example, instead of vanilla and chocolate he had cauliflower and hamburger. However, he didn't discover this until some customers started to come in. That was when he noticed it was 80 degrees out in January.
His first customer said, "I'd like the human flesh ice cream, please."
"Ha, ha, very funny," said Marvin. "Ask me for a flavor that's on the list or stop wasting my time."
"But that is on the list," said the customer.
"What?" said Marvin.
"Look at your list," said the customer.
So Marvin looked at his list. That was when he spotted the unusual flavors.