Illogic Book/Page 44
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Just then, Blorg went flying through a dimensional portal. This was a result of the story being taken over by a new author who was unfamiliar with it and was trying to hide that from the reader while keeping the plot moving.
"Oh, no!" said Blorg. "I'm flying through a dimensional portal! That must be a result of the story being taken over by a new author who's unfamiliar with it and is trying to hide that from the reader while keeping the plot moving!"
Well, that failed, thought the author.
What did you say? said a lemony voice inside his head.
Nothing, he replied.
I'm your alter ego! said the voice inside his head. He ignored it.