Illogic Poem Book/Page 33

It has recently come to my attention
That IRC is second-best
And no one's ever on it
You can figure out the rest

No one is ever on IRC
I tried to go there a few minutes ago,
but all there was there
Was tumbleweed and ChanServ

That first verse rhymed, but not the second
Now what rhymes with second?
Anyway that's not the point
But IRC is always empty

No one is ever on IRC
Everyone stays on-wiki
I think something happened before
But it didn't. Oh. No. Well?
That's it.