Illogicopedia:Beta/About
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Illogicopedia:About
Illogicopedia is the internet's premier resource for information that is technically present but fundamentally useless. Founded in 2007 by a group of people who found "facts" to be too restrictive and "satire" to be too coherent, it has grown into a vast, sprawling labyrinth of nonsense.
“Illogicopedia is to Wikipedia what a flamingo in a tuxedo is to a library: confusing, somewhat elegant, and ultimately asked to leave.”
Our Mission
Our mission is to document the universe as it would appear if logic had been replaced by a system based entirely on the migratory patterns of domestic housecats. We aim to:
- Provide an alternative to the "truth" (which is overrated).
- Ensure that no search query ever goes unanswered, regardless of how much the answer makes sense.
- Keep the server hamsters fed and reasonably motivated.
- Eventually conquer the letter 'Q'.
Illogicopedia vs. Uncyclopedia
While we are often compared to our cousins at Uncyclopedia, there is a distinct difference. Where they focus on satire and parody of the real world, we focus on the surreal and the purely nonsensical. They are the court jesters; we are the court jesters who have been hit in the head with a heavy mallet.