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Welcome to Illogicopedia

The senseless wiki that anyone can edit.

Today is Farbleum 6, 2026, We currently have a ton of articles that make absolutely no sense whatsoever. If you are looking for facts, you have clearly taken a wrong turn at Wisconsin. Learn the Rules

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Featured Nonsense

The Great Cheese Migration of 1884 was an event where thousands of wheels of Gouda spontaneously grew legs and attempted to walk from Amsterdam to the moon. Historians note that the event was largely unsuccessful due to the lack of oxygen in the upper atmosphere, which caused the cheese to become mildly upset.

In the News

• Scientists discover that water is actually dry when it thinks no one is looking.
• The King of Mars declares war on the concept of "Tuesdays".

On this day

February 29th: Gravity was temporarily suspended for three minutes. Many hats were lost, and a cow was seen orbiting the Eiffel Tower.