Illogicopedia:CheckUser

“Nooooo, my privacy!”

~ Silly vandal who didn't use a proxy

Checkusers are the wiki equivalent of stalkers; rifling through your personal details, monitoring your edits and generally living up to their reputation as evil overlords, as well as checking your username, your password, your IP address, your email address, your phone number, your SSN, your credit card number, and your bank account number. Top carnivore of the ?pedia foodchain, their prey is the not-so-elusive sockpuppet - so watch out, nowhere is safe! NOWHERE GODDAMMIT!! But who will watch the watchers? No one, mate, it ends here. If you use an open proxy or webhost, it's gonna be blocked by an admin, clerk, bureaucrat, bot, or checkuser. Better watch out!