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I recently found this article on the Bangkok Post website which mentions us, i thought maybe we should respond: http://www.bangkokpost.com/gadget/gadget.php?id=441

Any ideas --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 15:36, 26 Arche 2008 (UTC)

First illogiMail attempt

Dear Bangkok Post in Germany,

We have read your article discussing truth on websites such as wikipedia, uncyclopedia and ours. We would like to fully assert that all of our articles are based 100% on true facts. In fact, many countries base their entire economy on our articles on them: many people for example are currently visiting the Great Egyptian Pyramids of Scientology whilst completely avoiding countries like Super Japan and Subbuteo.

On further research, A 2008 study by "Icon Kids & Youth" claimed that regular use of methamphetamines calmed down youths and made them more sexually active, thus forwarding the race for the führer. The claim, it said, was in satire of Nazi Germany propaganda, and "Icon Kids & Youth" have since lost all public credibility, degenerating into a student bedsit rant about public transport.

As you can see, with the right tools at your disposal, you too can make children believe that men can get pregnant. And, with the correctly-placed donations, one can indeed find that one is suddenly out of harm's way. All you need is the internet and a bunch of unsuspecting, creative teenagers. And what cannot be achieved when one enslaves the future generation?

Yours sincerely, Andrew Schlafly (former leader of conservapedia, now leader of Illogicopedia. It took alot of substance abuse)

-- 19:59, 26 Arche 2008 (UTC)