Illogicopedia:The Colonel's School

Students, sign up and remember your insanity! Welcome, you good-for-nothing piece of crap. Wanna go to college? Well, thanks to rising prices and the fact that the country now values literacy, that is no longer an option. However, if you wanna learn a bunch of random stuff you will never use in real life, the Colonel is here for you. He will offer Illogical Classes for anyone interested. Tuition is a pack of weak sauce and a dog treat. So, what are we gonna do? We're gonna write articles and textbook lectures that are as insane as possible.

Fall 2011 Courses

• Economics
• Political science
• American history
• Classic literature

Winter 2012 Courses

• German history
• Biology
• Personal relationships

Spring 2012 Courses (there are gonna be more when the time comes)

• Chinese history
• Geometry