Illogicopedia is tracking your browsing history
It's true - Illogicopedia is officially tracking your browsing history.
When you first viewed the Main Page, you also signed an agreement giving Illogicopedia permission to install Xyz.Crack.Serial.Torrent.Keygen.Stalk.Cookie.Exploiter.sys32 - a tracking program designed by them to watch your every move whilst on-line.
OK then, Mr. Smart Guy, here's Illogicopedia's report on your browsing history:
Subject #4131: YOU <3:00> Accessed illogicopedia.org - defaced some articles <3:13> Accessed [name of pr0n site omitted, you pervert] - watched 312 videos <4:08> Accessed 4chan.org - viewed /b/ board and started 18 new memes <4:33> Went off-line, possibly for sleep. <12:17> Accessed illogicopedia.org - created 27 articles <13:44> Accessed [name of pr0n site omitted, you pervert] - chatted with 18 so-called "hawt blond 18y/o grlz wid big bewbz whu wna cybr" <14:21> Went off-line, reason unknown *ahem*fap*ahem* <16:30> Accessed thisisawebsiteabouthowtostopbeinganerd.com - received advice from fellow nerd. <17:09> Accessed illogicopedia.org - created 131 articles <17:56> Accessed [name of pr0n site omitted, *ahem*redtube*ahem*] - watched too many videos <19:22> Went off-line for rest of day. From this information, we have gathered that you are a pervert. You are also quite insane and are completely unafraid of shock content. You are also a rampant nerd.
Now do you believe me? Probably not. But maybe you do.