Illogicopedia talk:Store

Welcome to the Illogicopedia Store Customer Desk, a place who any werewolf talk about the service.

iPhone Game

@Shitpeas man, There is a game called the iPhone Game, created by Illogicopedia Store, does this game have the multiplayer mode, play this game to get a free iPhone--Wormtax (talk) 17:47, 16 Jeremy 2026 (UTC)

These stores are crazy, the store vs US economy

Amazon.com, Uncyclopedia Store, Illogicopedia Store, it is very crazy on these stores, the Illogicopedia Store gives $1,500,000 for redeeming Amazon.com for sharing tens of items added from the Illogicopedia Store, the economy in the United States is crazy for that, the shit they lower 150% for getting lower prices on these store products to prevent the Illogicopedia Store from having many illogical unaffordability, Americans think it was only used for buying cheap products, why Americans or maybe Europeans has many dollars for Americans and many euros for Europeans. why you believed for American people. @Shitpeas man.--Wormtax (talk) 13:20, 18 Jeremy 2026 (UTC)

if they don't have more dollars for redeeming other commercial platforms, the store must be exploited in the result of being deleted, so if the store can't be deleted, the store needs $1,500,000 for redeeming the other stores such as the Uncyclopedia Store, no need to alert the werewolves for this--17ATO (talk) 13:30, 18 Jeremy 2026 (UTC)

it is the case because these stores are very crazy, but since the store needs more money to continue our store, most Americans and Uncyclopedia customers can get $2,100,000 to prevent store risks or illogical unaffordability, and then, they're lower 150%, I thought said the stores spent 150% for lower prices--Wormtax (talk) 13:34, 18 Jeremy 2026 (UTC)

does any store begin the war with Amazon.com or nothing serious--17ATO (talk) 13:36, 18 Jeremy 2026 (UTC)

more pennies for the store--Wormtax (talk) 13:38, 18 Jeremy 2026 (UTC)

I don't live in the United States, so this is caused by illogical redeem for logical stores like Amazon, it doesn't matter--17ATO (talk) 13:39, 18 Jeremy 2026 (UTC)

that's it, nobody talks about Amazon.com and its crazy satirical stores redeem--Wormtax (talk) 13:41, 18 Jeremy 2026 (UTC)

Plz Give Money--Toxcat (talk) 13:55, 18 Jeremy 2026 (UTC)

The actual store is shutting down

Hello guys, to get a profit with the satirical stores, this website, shop.uncyclomedia.co will be official shut down due to its website server bad secure network connections and its bad aesthetic, to continue shopping, all products from shop.uncyclomedia.co will be moved to Illogicopedia Store, to continue shopping, please go to Illogicopedia Store instead of Illogicopedia merchandise products or go to Uncyclopedia Store instead for other products.--Wormtax (talk) 19:50, 20 Jeremy 2026 (UTC)

sure, it is really true that it will be shut down, we are currently poor as shit, so we loose your money on shop.uncyclopedia.co and we have a profit with satirical stores hosted on its wikis.--17ATO (talk) 19:55, 20 Jeremy 2026 (UTC)

this is not a joke, all website traffic will be redirected to its wikis, such as the Uncyclopedia and Illogicopedia, having its two parody stores like Uncyclopedia Store and Illogicopedia Store.--Wormtax (talk) 20:03, 20 Jeremy 2026 (UTC)

What's new on the Illogicopedia Store

Hello guys, today we will see new products that I am adding for completing the store, I am going to add world foods such as chinese products as iberian pork as well, and also, frozen foods, thank you for customers report--Wormtax (talk) 11:51, 28 Jeremy 2026 (UTC)

Especially with regard to Chinese products, it depends for Chinese people if someone shipping, If Illogicopedia have regard to Chinese and other Asian industries, this industry is called the Cargo, where Chinese commercial cargos have placed on industry ships, when travelling from China, Hong Kong, Macau, Vietnam, etc. to IllogiLand, rather than travelling from other Asian countries like Indonesia, Japan, etc. Most Chinese products are especially in the Illogicopedia Store, with traditional Chinese sauces, and I don't know what, Wormtax, most Illogicopedians needs Chinese products.--17ATO (talk) 13:32, 28 Jeremy 2026 (UTC)

No, you'd like to protect the Illogicopedia Store against frozen foods, products on IllogiStore must be hot than frozen, while the banana temperature is maybe 8°C, like in the site logo, I've never visited China especially about chinese food.--Wormtax (talk) 13:45, 28 Jeremy 2026 (UTC)

no, because cargo ships have traveled from Asia to the current illogical place, the IllogiLand and maybe the USA--17ATO (talk) 13:47, 28 Jeremy 2026 (UTC)

What's new on the Illogicopedia Store

Hello guys, today we are talking about this store, although this is a storefront and operated on 14 Jeremy, you'll see what's changed on this storefront:

• Account renamed to Profile
• Header rows of this table on Cart is removed
• Subscription form is added to the store

--Wormtax (talk) 10:06, 7 Farbleum 2026 (UTC)

I have also added American Express as a payment option allowed to the Illogicopedia Store--17ATO (talk) 10:22, 7 Farbleum 2026 (UTC)

I don't know what means ?Pay, because ?pay means the payment option of Illogicopedia, but since it is confused to this word "IllogicoPay or IllogicoPaydia or maybe IllogicoPaydia Store", you have just want to know what this word ?Pay is confused to IllogicoPaydia so I don't know what should be added to the supported payment options, I asked to Shitpeas man about the payment options for which payment options are supported and required to checkout some items from the store--Wormtax (talk) 10:30, 7 Farbleum 2026 (UTC)

Why Illogicopedia is pronounced IllogicoPaydia like the Canadians--17ATO (talk) 10:32, 7 Farbleum 2026 (UTC)

Cuz in the context of the Canadian joke Eh?, Illogicopedia is pronounced in Canadian as IllogicoPaydia, so it should be confused with the payment option IllogicoPay--Wormtax (talk) 10:34, 7 Farbleum 2026 (UTC)

Why is Illogicopedia Store do not have beauty products?

Hello, we are talking about Illogicopedia Store and its beauty products, due to its aesthetic products, too many aesthetic does not matter, Beauty products on Illogicopedia Store are banned and so this is caused by these reasons, so to prevent this, why this store does not have these products:

• webp is not a supported file format
• too many aesthetic, because Illogicopedia avoid this

--Wormtax (talk) 13:18, 17 Farbleum 2026 (UTC)

The old design is back!!!

Hello guys!!! The old design of the Illogicopedia Store is finally back because the new one without coloured is not very funny, not very illogical, not very beautiful, I seen that image with differences is false, I have an idea to revert to the old one cuz this image is not really true, the store design must be more stolen from the Uncyclopedia Store as well.--Illogimaster (talk) 18:01, 17 Farbleum 2026 (UTC)

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