Illogicopedia talk:Store

It opened again??

YEAH!!! - shitpeasman 18:32, 9 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

Illogicopedia Store will be available in the following countries: Belgium, France, Germany, Luxembourg, Netherlands, the United Kingdom and Gibraltar--Falco (talk) 18:36, 9 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

wait but... thats not my country :( - shitpeasman 18:50, 9 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

It depends of your country if you live in the United States or outside Europe, If you buy products in this location, I don't know, or contact me on my talk page for more questions--Falco (talk) 20:53, 9 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

More products

Don't can the store because all of these small appliances will be added by me--Falco (talk) 10:17, 10 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

It will be the largest industry like ASDA--Falco (talk) 10:19, 10 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

Completed

OUR STORE HAS BEEN OPENED!!!--Falco (talk) 19:42, 15 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

Adding iPods

Hello, could you please adding the iPods in the Store, at the Phones section, What do you think of this case? Thank you!--Falco (talk) 10:48, 17 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

Forget it with the iPods, please ban these Apple products for you, there are iPhones, so you don't need to add iPods, even it is available in the Uncyclopedia Store or maybe discontinued--Toxcat (talk) 10:50, 17 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

Nope, please ban this, These things bother you for listening rap music--1111H1 (talk) 10:52, 17 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

Euroipods?

--Chip08 (talk) 11:41, 17 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

No, I don't want iPods for music, it is a joke product--Toxcat (talk) 11:43, 17 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAA!--Chip08 (talk) 11:44, 17 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

yeah but iPods are banned in the store, and joke products like IllogiDictionary book and the Poop Cusine Apron. I thought said these products are banned--Chip08 (talk) 11:47, 17 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

The Store has also been damaged by the Cloudflare Zombies

YOU GET SUCK ON MY FUCKING STORE!!! WHY THIS ERROR ON THE ILLOGICOPEDIA STORE PAGE HAS OCCURED AS WE GET SHIT ON IT!!! PLS NEED TO ALERT THE WEREWOLVES NOW!!!--Falco (talk) 12:08, 18 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

We need to alert the Werewolves right now to fix this problem, because zombies has attacked the page, not the entire site, just the store page--1111H1 (talk) 12:12, 18 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

Thanks! I don't need to alert the werewolves to fix it, I just want to fix that--1111H1 (talk) 12:14, 18 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

Even you must see the Blue Screen of the Cloudflare Error, don't worry I have an option to fix it, no need to alert the werewolves!

--Chip08 (talk) 12:20, 18 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

It's the Blue Screen of Death, looked this, makes people afraid--Toxcat (talk) 12:22, 18 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

I am in the process of creating an account on Logimalpédie, seriously, look this cloudflare error it doesn't work

--1111H1 (talk) 12:27, 18 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

Hello, the store has been closed due to Cloudflare outages--Masturbating guy (talk) 12:37, 18 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

Made in China

is the store are one or more products from Asia--Falco (talk) 09:14, 19 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

For Chinese food it doesn't sell in the store, Illogicopedia Store is a store just for appliances, electronics, furnitures, t-shirts or even something else--Chip08 (talk) 09:16, 19 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

Why you can buy some food, there is no food here, don't can the store like CanStore--Toxcat (talk) 09:18, 19 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

No, Illogicopedia Store is an Uncyclopedia Store for Europe--Chip08 (talk) 09:19, 19 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

and the store is like Amazon--Chip08 (talk) 09:20, 19 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

I thought said that the store has NO food, if I said that there is no food there is no food--Falco (talk) 09:23, 19 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

In the Uncyclopedia Store yes, there is UnFries and other food products, what do you think about this difference between Uncyclopedia and Illogicopedia as a two sides--Chip08 (talk) 09:26, 19 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

Is the store local?--Toxcat (talk) 09:29, 19 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

yes, the store is available in some countries in Europe like France, Belgium, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Germany and the UK, and some of the rest of the world is unavailable, in the United States, there is an Uncyclopedia Store, is available, not the Illogicopedia Store, the IllogiStore is a store only available in Europe, and how many words will I talk all the time? and in the store, IT DOESN'T SELL BANANAS!!!--Chip08 (talk) 09:32, 19 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

Shut up please, I am a customer, and why you talk very much about our Illogi's commercial services--Toxcat (talk) 09:34, 19 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

Forget about it, Falco prepare a Dutch version on Irratiopedia, see this--1111H1 (talk) 09:37, 19 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

ayo, my cloudflare didn't works

--Falco (talk) 20:44, 19 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

Lol, just the fact that you can check the box to verify you're human doesn't mean you should--Chip08 (talk) 20:46, 19 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

it's not because of this error like this

you wanna see the CAPTCHA that doesn't work, it's because there is Cloudflare glitching--Toxcat (talk) 20:51, 19 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

It doesn't work because the Dutch version is declined--Chip08 (talk) 17:23, 20 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

I proud to say that it will be declined

--1111H1 (talk) 17:27, 20 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

We can't prepare a Irratiopedia store because u are stuck on a f*cking Cloudflare CAPTCHA--Evil Banana (talk) 17:41, 20 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

If this project is declined, please make the store version in French, in Logimalpédie (French Illogicopedia). I am a french speaker--1111H1 (talk) 20:12, 20 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

On Logimalpédie:Magasin please--Toxcat (talk) 20:16, 20 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

Adding a holiday banner

I just need to add a winter sale event for the Illogicopedia Store to celebrate Christmas--Chip08 (talk) 21:05, 19 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

Thank you customer--Falco (talk) 21:06, 19 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

iPhones?

could you please look at the iPhones and Apple products in the store, do you have ideas too?--Chip08 (talk) 13:36, 22 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

They're never going to sell iPods in the store--1111H1 (talk) 13:45, 22 Novelniver 2025 (UTC)

LTA spamming

@Bullshit, I have reverted because our store has been canned, like Canstore, wtf you try to get spam on your store, It's an LTA--Toxcat (talk) 21:07, 3 Ditzimber 2025 (UTC)

THANK YOU, I WILL NO LONGER SPAM ON YOUR STORE, IT's MY FAULT--POTENTIAL BULLSHIT (talk) 21:09, 3 Ditzimber 2025 (UTC)

It's strange that I don't like spam content, Toxcat have reverted some of the LTA edits again, and again, and again--Chip08 (talk) 21:13, 3 Ditzimber 2025 (UTC)

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