Illogicopedia talk:VFF/Editing under the influence

Hello, everybody! This is Dr. Gozimnot speaking directly to YOU!

This page has been filled in by the aforementioned pretentious registered user on Illogicopedia to prevent any future spammers from continually spamming this article in advertising obscure medicines and products that Illogians most certainly won't need in their relatively short lifetimes. Yes, the previous sentence was a run-on. Deal with it.

Of course, once the VISIBLE IP ADDRESS OF THE SPAMMER (ahem) is reported to the administrators of this website, they will gladly take the liberty of banning the IP address from Illogicopedia (I personally prefer it if spammers were banned indefinitely for the sake of not dealing with that IP address again) and in turn keep this website mostly free from spam!

And remember: if you see spam of any kind whatsoever, please blank the page and type in {{QD}} so that the page can be labeled for a quick deletion. Once this has been done, an admin will come around, delete the article from the face of the Internet, and restore piece to China.

So, until the day comes when fishes can no longer drown in water, this is Dr. Gozimnot signing out.

Godspeed, meinen freunds.