Considered as both art and science by practitioners, Illogism is a semisystematic method of classifying bits of the universe. It was invented about three Thursdays ago by hermit tenors forced to perform musical shows by a secret cabal of History Channel enthusiasts. Between rehearsals, those who spoke Portuguese colluded to assemble the Holy Illogibible, and lo, it was good. The faith quickly spread by insinuating itself into mozzarella cheese. making it's way through pizza chains and Italian restaurants.