Illustrious Order of the Ninth Nipple

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The Illustrious Order of the Ninth Nipple is a timeless secret organization based on the fabled ninth nipple of Frunobulax. This nipple spontaneously and miraculously appeared on her butt, causing alarm and cacaphony among the wicked. Thus did begin the streaming upload of higher-dimensional simians into our real time. When the smell was overpowering, we used vanilla Ozium spray.