Talk:Illustrious Order of the Ninth Nipple
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Can I 'willingly join this organization? Please? 
2+2=5 
(Tay | Say) 04:01, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
- Certainly! We welcome all who believe that lizard people are running the government. Use the back door, though. Frunobulax hates when people come to the front door, for some reason. She wants to eat them. Scares the hell out of the delivery folks.
(kaizum me)
04:09, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
- What exactly is this? I would love to join this order, since it's gonna be a long tome before I even qualify for OOTP: Third Class.
02:05, 18 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)
- I will create a template for your induction into the Order. Right now, we are in an uproar over the appearance of a 10th nipple on her right thigh. There is no evidence for a supernatural cause. In fact, we believe it is simply a skin tag. Once the High Council (which consists of a noisy meeting of the voices in my head when I'm high) decides whether to incorporate it into our mythology, you shall be formally invited to join. Please remind me if you think too much time has passed. (kaizum me) 03:29, 18 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)
- I will create a template for your induction into the Order. Right now, we are in an uproar over the appearance of a 10th nipple on her right thigh. There is no evidence for a supernatural cause. In fact, we believe it is simply a skin tag. Once the High Council (which consists of a noisy meeting of the voices in my head when I'm high) decides whether to incorporate it into our mythology, you shall be formally invited to join. Please remind me if you think too much time has passed.
- What exactly is this? I would love to join this order, since it's gonna be a long tome before I even qualify for OOTP: Third Class.
