Interview with Yoda

Well here is the newest Pro interviewer, Joe Bloe!

Joe: Well hello Yoda, I am surprised that you accepted our interview request.

Yoda: Hmmmm.... Much idioticness I sensed in you, but going bankrupt, you are, so accept, did I.

Joe: Interesting.... Very interesting... More about yourself, now.

Yoda: Classified, that information is. Tell you, I will not.

Joe: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S ****ING CLASSIFIED?!? YOU PROMISED TO MOTHER ****ING TELL US EVERYTHING YOU LITTLE GREEN ****ER! ****! I'M ****ING GONNA LOSE MY JOB NOW YOU **TCH!

Yoda: ...

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP................................ PLEASE STAND BY

Joe: Heh heh. Sorry folks. Got a little out of hand there. Now then. Do you like living on Dagobah?

Yoda: Dead, I am. Live on Dagobah, I do not.

Joe: WHAT KINDA ****ING MORON ARE YOU YOU LITTLE IDIOT?!? HOW COULD YOU BE ****ING TALKING TO ME IF YOU'RE DEAD?!?

Yoda: One with the Force, I am.

Joe: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Yoda: ...

Joe: ****!

Yoda: Resort to violence, I want not. But kill you, I might if keep swearing, you do. After all, public television, this is.

Joe: Fine then. Now, do you like your job as a Jedi?

Yoda: Yes, my answer is.

Joe: And why is that?

Yoda: A lightsaber saber sabersword, I do get.

Joe: Really? Can I try it? Please? I'll be your best friend?

Yoda: Trained in the Jedi arts, you are not. Allow you to "try it" I will not.

Joe: OH **** YOU, YOU LITTLE BRAT!

Yoda: ...

Yoda then turns on his lightsaber saber sabersword and slices Joe in half. What a painful way to end his life.