Pain
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AAAAAAAAARGGHHHHHH!!!! OH GOD IT HURTS SO BAD!! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!!! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!! IT HURTS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ARRGGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
What is pain?[edit | edit source]
Pain is the opposite of pleasure. In French Pain means Watermelon. Therefore the French may be confused when you say you are in pain. Because the French usually don't speak English they will respond with: "Si, no me llamo Pablo, nó! ¿Tu eres Pablo?" (Translations kindly provided by my French friend from Barcelona)
Things that cause pain[edit | edit source]
- Getting shot.
- Getting stabbed.
- Getting bit by a dog.
- Getting scratched by a cat.
- Getting punched.
- Getting spanked.
- Falling down on jagged rocks.
- Getting kicked in the testicles.
- Getting kicked in the ovaries.
- Falling down a flight of stairs.
- Extremely loud music.
- Extremely bad music.
- Being run over by a car.
- Headaches.
- Hangovers.
- Getting poked in the eye.
- Radiation poisoning.
- Spontaneous human combustion.
- Poorly executed dentistry.
- Poorly executed surgery.
- Pitchfork to the pancreas.
- Violent diarrhea.
- Papercuts.
- Electrocution.
- Homework.
- Hard work.
- Urinary tract infection.
- Drowning.
- Mondays.
- Lava enema.
- Waxing off hair.
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