Pain

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AAAAAAAAARGGHHHHHH!!!! OH GOD IT HURTS SO BAD!! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!!! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!! IT HURTS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ARRGGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What is pain?[edit | edit source]

Pain is the opposite of pleasure.

Things that cause pain[edit | edit source]

  • Getting shot.
  • Getting stabbed.
  • Getting bit by a dog.
  • Getting scratched by a cat.
  • Getting punched.
  • Getting spanked.
  • Falling down on jagged rocks.
  • Getting kicked in the testicles.
  • Getting kicked in the ovaries.
  • Falling down a flight of stairs.
  • Extremely loud music.
  • Extremely bad music.
  • Being run over by a car.
  • Headaches.
  • Hangovers.
  • Getting poked in the eye.
  • Radiation poisoning.
  • Spontaneous human combustion.
  • Poorly executed dentistry.
  • Poorly executed surgery.
  • Pitchfork to the pancreas.
  • Violent diarrhea.
  • Papercuts.
  • Electrocution.
  • Homework.
  • Hard work.
  • Urinary tract infection.
  • Drowning.
  • Mondays.
  • Lava enema.
  • Waxing off hair.
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