Jedward

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Jedward aka John 'n' Edward are two crazy mo-fo's who somehow made it to the finals of the X-Factor. They did this based entirely on the condition that people voted for them anyway because they are hilariously bad.

They started off with an audition, in which they acted like they were super-famous already, even though no-one had even seen them before. Basically they danced around a lot before remembering why they were there and actually sang something. I can't remember what they sang, but it was pretty bad. They managed to get through the judging because the judges thought they were "cute".

Same goes for every single round, until the finals.

Everyone else got owned by two twins with crazy hair who can't really sing but they're kinda funny, so I'm gonna vote for them so they end up being totally famous even though they have no talent whatsoever. That way I can buy their CD and laugh that they beat out so many talented people. 'Cause I'm awesome like that.