Joe Fagin
“Stunning stuff!”
Joe Fagin (born in 1940 somewhere in the U.K.) is a British (obviously) singer who had many big ass hits in the U.K. during the 80's. However, he has only had one really minor hit song in America, 1982's, "Sexy Days". (No. 80 on the Billboard Hot 666)
Biography[edit | edit source]
Fagin was born to two Spanish farmers in the U.K. countryside in 1940. He graduated from some boring ass high school in 1958. But he never went to any sort of college or institution at all. He literally exploded onto the mainstream scene in 1980-1985. During the 60's, he was a pianist for The Concrete and Clay Unit 4 + 2 and (maybe) even the Beatles.
He's still alive today and is a strict military businessman.
Love of crumpets[edit | edit source]
Fagin is also well known for his bizarre addiction to crumpets and gaining way too much weight because of that. Damn, boy!
But he doesn't like Colgate's Blue Minty Gel toothpaste. Huh.
Nor does he like MADNESS! Asses!
Singles[edit | edit source]
"That's Dying Alright!" (1981), "Sexy Day" (1982), and, "Opera Farts" (1985)