Joeghazi

• I'm sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now
• Why?
• Oh, 'cause she's dead!

Joeghazi offers a coordinated attack on your eardrums

This was an exchange on the low-rated low-energy program “Morning Joeghazi and Others such as Eoj.” Look what Joe made me do.

Joeghazi is the main host of this show, and he’s referred to as such because his show is a total disaster that’s botched and nobody watches ever. They do nothing but have meaningless conversations such as the aforementioned. #Sad!

He's too liberal for conservatives, and too conservative for liberals.

He's too Jesus for Muslims, and too Muslims for Jesus.

Does that make sense? Do I make sense?

Am I a self-regardable onion?

Joeghazi is halfway to Nazi, then got destroyed by Cyclone Yasi. Emperor Nasi Goreng was watching, and a race war ensued with the parsley.

Can I sing? CAN I SING?!?!?!?!

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• He's climbin in your windows, he's snatchin your people up