Jwnei

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Jwnei? JWNEI??? YOU RACIST. YOU CALLING ME JWNEI JUST BECAUSE MY FEET TURN PURPLE ON EVERY FULL MOON? YOU ARE ONE PREPOSTEROUS FELLOW.

GIVE ME BACK MY TOP HAT

Top Hat[edit]

Tahpot. Tah pot. Teh pot. The pot. Pot the. Ehttop. Eh, ttop? Eh, top? Pothe!

Seriously though, what's a Jwnei?[edit]

A Jwnei is the infamous battle cry issued by the Zulu Parcheesi Sambo Sango Sangu when his army was led into battle on September 29th, 192October. It contained 4 verses, 1 long and annoying bridge no one was fond of, and 41 Slovenian ligers.

Lyrics are as follows: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_Lg3lf87So

AAAAAAAAA LULU ZULU FUFU
ACH MEI REIN FOR LOFF
UNO DEEBEN GROUPEN GLUBEN

Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera