Karl Lagerfeld

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Karl with his cat Princess Buttercups.

“Cornbread.”

~ Karl Lagerfeld, gourmet.

Karl Lagerfeld is some creepy German fashion designer who looks like he makes hand bags out of penguins and probably does. He also has a very weird diet that consists entirely of vitamin supplements, cornbread, and lots of diet sodas.

Relationship with Alexa Chung[edit | edit source]

Lagerfeld met fashion model Alexa Chung at a Christmas party where she was being used as a coat rack. The two became fast friends and have since then dedicated their lives to designing truly bizarre outfits that only the insanely rich or the richly insane would actually wear out in public.